The young bullfrog, full of himself, went off to find a wife. He met a cute female porcupine, and quickly fell in love with her.
He told his father about his love, and his father was appalled! "Why would you want to marry a porcupine," he asked, bewildered.
"Well," said the young frog, "the elephant wouldn't have me."
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