A man comes home from work, expecting his dog to welcome him with nothing but excitement.
Dog: "I saw you out there."
Me: "What?"
Dog: "I saw you pet the neighbor's dog."
Me: "I was just..."
Dog: (crying) "Did you rub his belly? DID YOU ASK IF HE WAS A GOOD BOY?!"
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Peter P. : Good in concept, but the wording doesn't work for me.