A guy, desperate for a drink walks into a candy store. He looks around and after a while the storekeeper says, "Can I help you with anything?"
The guy replies, "Yeah, I really need a drink! Got any liquor?"
"Well, I have something here that could work for you," replies the storekeeper.
"What is it?"
"It's liquor-ish."
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