Woman customer in restaurant: "I'd like a margarita please."
Waiter: "I'll need to see your ID."
Customer (giggling while showing her ID): "You think I look like a teenager?"
Waiter: "No. I thought you qualified for our senior citizen discount."
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chihuahuabulldog : Boo hiss hiss Just kidding. I gave 5 stars, too bad 4 years too late.
barber7796 : hope my vote helped your be a winner
Dan the Man 009 : Voted!
barber7796 : that my age joke, voted
Lumbergranny : mine about slow restu r ant. service. voted for u
Benjones : oh, this nasty to seniors like me. stll voted