A man walked into a bar on a slow night and sat down. After a few minutes, the bartender asked him if he wanted a drink. He replied, "No thanks. I don't drink. I tried it once but I didn't like it."
So the bartender said, "Well, would you like a cigarette?"
But the man said, "No thanks. I don't smoke. I tried it once but I didn't like it."
The bartender asked him if he'd like to play a game of pool, and again the man said, "No thanks. I don't like pool. I tried it once but I didn't like it. As a matter of fact, I wouldn't be here at all, but I'm waiting for my son."
The bartender said, "Let me guess, your only son?"
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chihuahuabulldog : Too late for my vote to count, but I voted anyway. Clever joke!
HENNE : voted
barber7796 : good one that got my voted
Marcy : Picky! That would give the game away too quickly.
Esceptico : Could be shortened and say "child" instead of "son" for the last word.