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Friend: Dude! You were so drunk last night!

Man: No I wasn't.

Friend: Oh really, you put my dog in a pillowcase and said "It's a pillow, It's a pet, it's a pillow pet!"

Man: It was a pet in a pillowcase!

Friend: It was a trash can.

Man: ...

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