Best Jokes

How Many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer 10

1 to change it and 9 to sing about how good the old one was ;-)

A guy goes to the Doctor and says I've got a cricket ball stuck up my bum !
The Doctor says "How's That"
The guy says don't you start !

A horse goes into a bar and the barman says how can I help, the horse says a bottle of beer please and the barman says "why the long face" ? ;-)

We have a perfect marriage, I always have the last word...

It's always, "Yes Dear."