Best Jokes

A magician was facing an unruly crowd as his tricks failed to impress them. To cheer them up, the magician said: 'could any one please give me an egg. For I shall show you a marvelous trick'
One at the last row shouted: 'If we had an egg with us, it would have reached you long before'

An Idiot was once asked," Where is the center of the earth?" to which he instantly replied," Right here!"
But why he was asked. The idiot replied, "You don't believe it? Then disprove it!"

Two bumpkin chicks in the hen house are discussing about the bad feed they eat.
This shorter one is just listening, not answering to the talkative one. All of a sudden he stops and says: I have decided to go to College on a night course.
Why is that, why such an urgent matter?
My relatives, all of my folks, and my friends are been humiliated, they are all fed up with this lousy feed, but worse of all, to be called bumpkin and hick all the time, you silly. I will become an attorney and won’t be humiliated anymore.

Q. If a peacock lays 123 eggs a day how many eggs will there be in 456 days?


A. Peacocks don't lay eggs peahens do