Best Jokes

Husband: Don’t put that money in your mouth. There are germs on it.
Wife: Don’t be silly. Even a germ can’t live on the money you make.

“Now, that looks like a happily married couple.” Remarks the husband.
“Don’t be too sure, my Dear. They are probable saying the same thing about us.” Replied his wife.

If you drop a fork, it’s a sign company is coming. If a fork is missing, it’s a sign company is leaving.

The psychiatrist said sternly to the patient: “If you think you are walking out of here cured after only three sessions, you are crazy.”