Best Jokes

Son: Dad!, Dad! I got a part in the school play! I play the husband.
Dad: Too bad they did not give a speaking role.

Why do black widow spiders kill the males after mating?
To stop the snoring before it starts.

One friend to another, "Did you know that the shortest sentence in the English language is 'I am'?”

"Really? What’s the longest sentence?"

“I do.”

Why do black widow spiders kill the males after mating?
To stop the snoring before it starts.