Best Jokes

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

You don't have to be at a desk but you must be
sitting.

While sitting at your desk make clockwise circles with
your right foot.

While doing this, draw the number " 6 " in the air
with your right hand.

Your foot will change direction.