Best Jokes

A policeman finds someone crawling on all fours in the middle of the street. The cop approaches him and asks him, "What on earth do you think you’re doing?" The man on the floor replies, “I’ve lost it." The policeman asks him curiously, "lost what?" The man on the floor answers, "well (hiccup) my balance sir."

Customer: What does this fly at the bottom of my cup mean?
Waiter: It means that the fly does not know how to swim!

Waiter! Waiter! This coffee tastes like soil.
Yes, sir, it was ground this morning.

Waiter! Waiter! This salad is frozen solid.
Yes, sir. It’s the iceberg lettuce that does it.