"Waiter! Waiter! This coffee tastes like soil."
"Yes, sir, it was ground this morning."
"Waiter! Waiter! Do you have frog’s legs?"
"No, sir it’s just the way I’m standing."
"Waiter! Waiter! This salad is frozen solid."
"Yes, sir. It’s the iceberg lettuce that does it."
What happened when the barman died?
The police held an inn-quest