Teacher: "Lean, how old were you on your very last birthday?" Lean: "Seven." Teacher: "Then how old will you be on your next birthday?" Lean: "Nine." Teacher: "That's impossible!" Lean: "No, teacher, I'm 8 today!"
Q. How do you confuse an antarctian? A. Bleeble!
Q: At what kind of math is a crazy man best? A: MANTAL math.
Q: What kind of a car does a crazy man drive? A: A LOCOmotive.