Martin asked David, "In which state does the Ohio River run?"
David answered with cool, "In the liquid state."
Q: What do you call a blind deer?
A: A no-eyed deer (say it out loud)
Q: What do you call a blind deer with no legs?
A: A still no-eyed deer.
Q: What do you call a blind deer?
A: A no-eyed deer (say it out loud)
Q: What do you call a blind deer with no legs?
A: A still no-eyed deer.
Q: What did the football say to the football player?
A: I get a kick out of you.
Q: Which two words have the most letters in them?
A: Post office.