Best Jokes

Father: Don't you think our son gets his brains from me?
Mother: Probably, dear. I still have all of mine.

Son: Where are the Himalayas?
Father: If you'd put things away, you'd know where to find them.

Son: Where are the Himalayas?
Father: If you'd put things away, you'd know where to find them.

Three immigrants to the U. S. were just mastering the language. One was telling the others about the difficulty they were having in attempting to start a family. He said, "I think my wife must be impregnable." The second said," that's not the right word, she is inconceivable". To which the third replied, "You are both wrong she is unbearable."