A man goes to a barbershop and asks, "How many ahead of me?" "Five." The man leaves.
He comes back the next day and asks, "How many ahead of me?" "Four." The man leaves.
He comes back the next day and asks, "How many ahead of me?" "Six."
The man leaves, and the barber says to another man, "Follow that man and see where he goes!"
The man comes back and says, "He goes to your house!"
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