All my husband wanted was to pay for some batteries, but none of the clerks in the electronics store seemed interested in helping him.
"I've got an idea," I said and pulled a tape measure out of my purse. I stepped over to one of the giant plasma-screen TVs and started to measure it.
Faster than you can say high definition, a young man came running over. "May I help you?" he asked breathlessly.
"Yes," I said. "I'd like to buy these batteries."
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barber7796 : congratulations on your winning. glad i helped by voting for yours.
Benjones : excellent,,,,good one, got my vote, good luck
barber7796 : you have a good core of voters. add me to the list as this one got my vote
Pony99CA : I voted, but you should probably update this joke. Does anybody still make plasma TVs? Everything I see nowadays is either LCD/LED or OLED.
Dan the Man 009 : Voted.