A patient came to the hospital with a burned right hand. As the doctor took down his medical history, he asked the injured man, “Do you smoke?”
“Yeah, a pack and a half a day,” said the patient.
Concerned, the doctor told him, “You should consider quitting.”
“No, it’s OK,” said the patient. “I smoke with my left hand.”
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Benjones : voted
barber7796 : love this. ex smoker here and would use same logic. hope u finish in the money
HENNE : voted
Dan the Man 009 : Voted