Mr. Jones: Doc, I can't sleep.
Doctor: You used to count sheep and told me it worked. Any idea why the sheep counting method quit working?
Mr. Jones: When I count the sheep now they're shivering and it's upsetting.
Doctor: When did this problem start?
Mr. Jones: Right after I bought a very warm wool blanket.
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