A guy goes to the doctor and after a thorough examination the doc says, "I'm going to put you in an isolation room."
The guy replies, "Will that make me better?"
"No. I am also going to put you on a diet of dry wafer biscuits."
"Will that make me better?"
"No," the doctor replied, "but it's the only food that'll fit under the door."
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