A senior couple pulls up to a rest stop to get something to eat.
Waiter: "How may I help you?"
Elderly Man: "Two hamburgers, please."
Elderly Lady: "What did he say?"
Elderly Man [yelling]: "He asked what we wanted and I told him 'Two hamburgers'!"
Waiter: "So, where are you heading?"
Elderly Man: "To Chicago to see our grandchildren."
Elderly Lady: "What did he say?"
Elderly Man [yelling]: "He asked where we're going. I told him we're going to see the grandkids!"
Waiter: "It sure is a nice day for a drive."
Elderly Man: "Yes, it's been quite pleasant."
Elderly Lady: "What did he say?"
Elderly Man [yelling]: "He said it's good weather!"
Waiter: "Where are you coming from?"
Elderly Man: "We started our trip from Pittsburgh."
Elderly Lady: "What did he say?"
Elderly Man [yelling]: "He asked where we're from and I said Pittsburgh!"
Waiter: "I dated a girl from Pittsburgh once. She wouldn't shut up and couldn't cook if her life depended on it."
Elderly Lady: "What did he say?"
Elderly Man [yelling]: "He says he knows you!"
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