Pat O'Brian lay at death's door and he sent for a lawyer to make his last will. O'Brian's wife remained in the room while the lawyer was there. The lawyer said, "State your affairs briefly."
Mr. O'Brian: "Timothy Duggan owes me $5."
Mrs. O'Brian: "Good, sensible to the last."
Mr. O'Brian: "Patrick Kelly owes me $15."
Mrs. O'Brian: "Good, sensible to the last."
Mr. O'Brian: "Michael McKay, I owe $100."
Mrs. O'Brian: "My soul, listen to him rave out of his mind."
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