The guy sat next to me on the train pulled out a photo of his wife and said, "She’s beautiful, isn’t she?"
I said, "If you think she’s beautiful, you should see my girlfriend mate!"
He said, "Why? Is she a stunner?"
I said, "No, she’s an optician!"
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barber7796 : at least i voted for this one and proud to be first to vote on this joke. Good luck
Peter S Swanson : Waste of time + unfunny!
barber7796 : so bad it has to get my vote.