A farmer was walking in his field. He heard 2 potatoes say, "I only have eyes for you."
The corn plants said, "I have ears and I can hear you."
The potato said, "Don't worry, the daisies won't tell!"
And through the grape vine they all heard a voice say, "Oh, 'peas' be quiet, I am trying to sleep."
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