A young city girl was vacationing in the country and became friendly with a farmer boy. One evening as they were strolling across a pasture they saw a cow and calf rubbing noses in the accepted bovine fashion.
"Ah," said the farmer boy, "that sight makes me want to do the same."
"Well, go ahead," said the girl, "it's your cow."
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