The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was going down the list of standard questions.
"Ever have an accident?"
"Nope, nary a one."
"None? You've never had any accidents."
"Nope. Ain't had one. Never."
"Well, you said in this form you were bitten by a snake once. Wouldn't you consider that an accident?"
"Heck, no. That dang varmint bit me on purpose."
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HENNE : great joke...voted
Egbert : rattle snake, western oklahoma>
Lumbergranny : good
Benjones : good one
barber7796 : on purpose? great joke