My wife and I were dining out at a nice restaurant. I overheard the couple at the next table discussing their bill.
"Well Mary," said the man, "near as I can figure, based on the price of the ham dinner you just ate, we've got a hog back on the farm worth at least $137,000."
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barber7796 : thanks for your votes
barber7796 : and i have a boat and the fish i have caught are priced at $876 per pound. always like to be first to vote on a joke. good luck