“Teacher, I ain’t got no pencils,” says little Tom.
The teacher corrects him immediately saying, "The correct way to say it is, I don’t have any pencils, he doesn’t have any pencils, or they don’t have any pencils.' Do you understand?"
“But teacher..."
"Yes, Tommy?"
"What happened to all the pencils?”
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Pony99CA : You misspelled "grammar".