Two little girls were playing together one afternoon in the park when one said, "I wonder what time it is?"
"Well, it can't be four o'clock," replied the other with magnificent logic.
"How do you know," asked the first girl.
"Because my mother said I was to be home by four o'clock and I'm not."
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