After trying to for hours to get my daughters to clean their room, I burst in and yelled, "GET THIS ROOM CLEAN NOW, BEFORE I HAVE A COW!!!"
My youngest daughter (3 years old) looked at me with a very puzzled expression and said, "You mean you'd get rid of us and have a cow instead?"
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Laura Tabor : Love your jokes!
Eufaulasrguy : same here voted
shopin55 : kids say darnest things. got my vote
barber7796 : lol. vote 4 u