Father: Why did you get such a low score in that exam?
Son: Absence.
Father: You were absent on the day of the exam?
Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was!
I feel like I should be on the TV show Undercover Boss.
I just found my wife with the boss!
A lot of people have a bucket list of 50 things they wanna do in there lifetime.
I just have one, and that's to forget the 50 that I did!!!
Well we just cut the Cable...
Facebook offers the Jerry Springer show, Dr. PhIL, Rachel Ray and Captain Kangaroo all on one channel -- Facebook -- gotta love it!!!