Latest Jokes

The owner of a drugstore walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall with an odd look on his face.

The owner asks the clerk, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?"

The clerk says, "Well, he came in here at 7 A.M. to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxatives."

The owner says, "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with laxatives!"

The clerk says, "Oh yeah? Look at him-he's afraid to cough!"

Question: Why did the police take the woman with insomnia to jail?

Answer: Because she kept resisting a rest.

A man at the pharmacy to pick up his Viagra prescription complained over the $10/pill price.

His wife, who was with him, had a different opinion: "Oh, $40 a year isn't too bad."

If you love someone, set him free.

If he comes back, I think we can charge him for re-installation fees, but tell him that he's getting an upgrade.