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Octopus Love
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Q: What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

A: Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
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The Calculating Sheepdog
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After a talking sheepdog gets all the sheep in the pen, he reports back to the farmer: “All 40 accounted for.”

“But I only have 36 sheep,” says the farmer.

“I know,” says the sheepdog. “But I rounded them up.”

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
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Nosey Pepper
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What does a nosey pepper do?

It gets jalapeño business!

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Extra Weight
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A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

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CATEGORY One Liner Jokes
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