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I stand behind every car I sell said the previously owned sales rep.
I help push it!

One horse can carry more money on its nose than the stage coach carried in all its history.

At a bar Tom said to Bill; “Uncle tried to make a new kind of car. He took wheels from a Cadillac, radiator from a Lexus, tires from a Ford”
“What did he get? Asked Bill
“Two years.” Said Tom

“Hello, Operator, you gave me the wrong number!” said the young man, quite upset about it. "I’m calling Hope5567.“

"There is no such exchange as Rope,” said the operator.

“Hope,” replied the man angrily. “H like in Harry, O for Otto, P for Peter and E for Edward.”

“Gee,” said the operator, “that phone booth must be awfully crowded, but what number do you want?”