Some people have no respect for age unless it’s bottled.
A skeleton once wanted to go to a party but then he realised he had NO-BODY to go with.
A Saudi Prince went to Germany to study.
A month later, he sends a letter to his dad saying:"Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here,but I'm a bit ashamed to arrive to school with my gold Mercedes when all my teachers travel by train."
Sometime later he gets a letter from his dad with a ten million dollar check saying:"Stop embarrassing us, go and get yourself a train too”!
A skeleton once wanted to go to a party but then he realised he had NO-BODY to go with.