Latest Jokes

Q. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs under a car?
A. Jack!

Betty's psychiatrist convinced her that she had 120 different personalities.
Then billed her insurance company for Group therapy!

A man walks out of a bar totally hammered, only to be greeted by a snobby woman.
She takes one look at him. “You, sir, are drunk!"
"And you ma'am, are ugly. But when I wake up, I will be sober!"

Q: Who is the most hated girl in the COMPAQ IT department?
A: A-dell-e