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So Bill Gates and the chairman of GM are arguing over which company is better. Bill Gates boast, " If cars grew in technology as fast as computers did, we would be driving v-32 instead of v-8, our cars would get 5000 miles to the gallon, the top speed would be mach seven. Anyway the sticker price for a car would be 50 dollars."

And which the GM replies, " Sure, but would you really want a car that crashes 4 times a day!"

Two prisoners were making their escape over the jailhouse roof when one of them dislodged a tile. “Who’s there?" shouted a guard.

The first prisoner replied with a convincing imitation of a cat’s meow. Reassured, the guard when back to his rounds. But then the second prisoner dislodged another tile.

The guard repeated, “Who’s there?”

“The other cat,” answered the prisoner.

A man was applying for a job as a prison guard. The warden said, “Now these are
real tough guys in here.” Do you can handle it?” “No problem,” the applicant replied,
“If they don’t behave, out they go!”

A gentleman entered a busy florist shop that displayed a large sign that read “Say It with Flowers.”
“Wrap up one rose” he told the florist.
“Only one?” the florist asked.
“Just one,” the customer replied
“I’m a man of few words.”