Marriage is nature’s way of keeping people from fighting with strangers.
“I hear your husband is a linguist.”
“Yes, he speaks three languages … golf, football, and baseball.
Heather: I noticed by this article that men become bald much more than women because of the intense activity of their brains.
John: Yes, and I notice that women do not grow beards because of the intense activity of their chins!
Marriage is like a railroad sign… first you stop, then you look, and then you listen.