Q. Why does a chicken coup only have two doors?
A. If it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan.
Q: How do young wizards and witches correct their homework?
A: They use a spell-checker.
Did you hear about the calendar thief?
He got 12 months; they say his days are numbered!
A man has to wear three rings in his life
- Engagement ring
- Wedding ring
- SUFFERING