Latest Jokes

A man steals paintings from a museum and gets a few blocks away, runs out of gas and the cops catch him. When asked what happened he replied..."I didn’t have enough Monet to pay for Degas to make the Van Gogh!!!!

Q.Why is a dog scared of a fire?
A.It doesn't want to become a hot dog.

What's a nice girl like you doing in a mind like mine?

Are you the tiger on the cerial box! Cause your lookin' grrrrrrrrrreat!