Latest Jokes

What did the mummy sardine say to her children when they saw a submarine? 
Don't worry, it's only a tin of people..

What did the mummy sardine say to her children when they saw a submarine? 
Don't worry, it's only a tin of people..

What did one rock pool say to the other rock pool? 
Show me your mussels.

Man is incomplete until he is married. 
Then he is really finished.