Latest Jokes

One bright day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their knives and shot each other. A deaf policeman heard the noise. Came and killed those two dead boys. If you don't believe this lie is true, just ask the blind man he saw it too!!!

A little girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill.
"Mommy," she said, "can we leave now?"
"No," her mother replied.
"Well, I think I have to throw up!"
"Then go out the front door and around to the back of the church and throw up behind a bush."
After about 60 seconds the little girl returned to her seat.
"Did you throw up?" Mom asked.
"Yes."
"How could you have gone all the way to the back of the church and returned so quickly?"
"I didn't have to go out of the church, Mommy. They have a box next to the front door that says, 'For the Sick.' 

Where did the fortune-teller go on her vacation?
To Palm Beach.

Two women were comparing notes on the difficulties of running a small business. 
"I started a new practice last year," the first one said. "I insist that each of my employees take at least a week off every three months." 
"Why in the world would you do that?" the other asked. 
She responded, "It's the best way I can learn which ones I can do without."