Latest Jokes

Two elderly ladies meet at the market after not seeing each other for some time. One asked how the other's husband was doing. "Oh! Rodger died last week. He went out to the garden to dig up a cabbage for dinner, had a heart attack and dropped dead right there in the vegetable patch."
"Oh dear, I'm sorry," replied her friend, "What did you do?" 
"Opened a can of peas instead."

Q: What do you get from a pampered cow? 
A: Spoiled milk.

Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? 
A: Frostbite. 

Two elephants jumped off a cliff....... BOOM BOOM!