Q: What do you call a wiener dog at the beach?
A: A hot dog!
Q: What do you call a wiener dog at the beach?
A: A hot dog!
On the first day of school, the kindergarten teacher said, "If anyone has to go to the bathroom, hold up two fingers."
A little voice from the back of the classroom asked, "How will that help?"
A three year old put his shoes on by himself. His mother noticed the left foot was on the right foot. She said, "Son, your shoes are on the wrong feet." He looked up with a puzzled look and said, "Mom, stop joking. I know they're my feet!"