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A: Nacho cheese!
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A: Because they have good soles.
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A: Because they're two-tired.
Q: Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
A: Because they have good soles.
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A: Because they're two-tired.
A guy comes in to a bar and orders a double whiskey. He drinks it and looks in his pocket. Then he orders another one, drinks it and looks in his pocket again.
This is repeated a dozen times before the bartender asks him what he is doing.
He replies, "In my pocket I have a picture of my wife. When she gets good looking, I quit drinking..."
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