Q. How do you confuse an antarctian? A. Bleeble!
Q: At what kind of math is a crazy man best? A: MANTAL math.
Q: What kind of a car does a crazy man drive? A: A LOCOmotive.
One man asked a schoolboy, "How old is your father?" The boy replied, "He is 8 years old." Man: "What?" Boy: "Because he became a father when I was born 8 years ago."