Would anyone be interested in being my companion?
Asking for a friend.
A local doctor cares for a family who owns a funeral home.
When the father came in for a visit, the doctor greeted him, "It's good to see you."
His reply, "It's better to be seen than to be viewed."
My wife hasn't had a headache since her strict adherence to modern health standards...
I'm onboard with being part of the solution, but I sure wish they'd loosen up on that social distancing thing.
People say that money is not the key to happiness...
But I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.