Teacher: What kind of wife would you like Johnny?
Johnny: I would want a wife like the moon.
Teacher: Wow! What a choice...Do you want her to be beautiful and calm like the moon?
Johnny: No, I want her to arrive at night and disappear in the morning.
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Arthur Art Will Williams : Voted
Everleigh : excellent...got my vote
Dan the Man 009 : Voted
barber7796 : Johnny is of age way to soon. voted