Little Johnny was attending the birthday party of a classmate when the mother asked, "Little Johnny, does your mother allow you to have two pieces of cake when you are at home?"
"No, madam. "
"Well, do you think she'd like for you to have two pieces here?"
Little Johnny replied confidently, "She wouldn't care. It's not her cake."
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